Friday, January 29, 2010

update.

i just got texted back.
i'm pretty over dramatic on rare occasions. hahaha

hungover.

so i'm not too hungover.


nawt! fuck. idk i'm just starting to move around. that's okay i guess. i feel sad but i'm just assuming it is due to the massive amounts of alcohol leaving my body.

no. i'm definitely hungover. it's taking me a long time to connect my thoughts with this keyboard. i would like to paint my nails but i fear that i may puke from the smell. OH speaking of puke i totally did last night! it had chunks of blue and purple in it again. idk what that means. hahaha. oo fun dip maybe? haha no i would have had to consume as much fun dip as i did booze for that to happen.
DUDE i just googled purple puke and it's the name of a band! they must be way badass. way.

listening to: purple puke


hahahahahahahaahahahah

laughing about: purple puke!
what's being projected from my mouth: purple puke


hahahahaha that just made my day. too bad this band sucks.

oh fuck!

"Fresh blood in your stomach comes up red, but old blood comes up black. Either indicate internal bleeding which should be taken seriously. You definitely should go to a doctor. It may be an ulcer, and, as grvtykllr said, that's caused by a bacterial infection, and is treated with particular antibacterial antibiotics (quite all right to use those terms, grvtykllr)."

does that mean i have an ulcer?!?! shit!

i'm sticking with the fun dip theory.

it's overcast outside and that's sad. i'm sad! oh no. ahhh my life.

okay so i can.
1. do homework
2. not eat
3. eat
4. sleep all day
5. do some laundry so i can take a shower
6. continue to not get texts back from people
7. wish i could crawl in a hole (i.e. my bed) and never come out
8. watch tv
9. watch tv on my computer
10. nothing

well i'm already doing 2, 6, 7, and 10.
looks like i'm good to go! hahaha
i think i'll just re-use a towel and take a shower
then do laundry
and do homework while waiting for it.
oh and continue to not get texts back from people. sounds great!

break!

-Tracy

wait.. who the fuck is
grvtykllr?

oh my god i just googled puke and looked at the images. i just saw the worst thing in my entire life. oh my god oh my god. i guess it's some picture of some guy the cops found with his head literally in the toilet with puke EVERYWHERE and he's dead. fuck. that was horrible. what the fuck. .... what the fuck. why would someone put that on the internet. i'm freaking out now. so no picture today. FUUUCK!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

jimmy fallon.


i'm downloading the bathroom wall! hehehahahahaha.

-Tracy

Monday, January 25, 2010

excited 'n shit!

so i realized that i have not been putting on my clinical deodorant when i go to bed, so maybe that's why it's not working. but seriously. i was so sweaty this weekend. it was ridiculous. that's not why i am excited.

wait a minute! i'm watching boston legal, and one of the lawyers just chopped off a priest's fingers with an axe!!! and a cat carried one away in its mouth! HOLY SHIT. that was the crazziest thing i've seen all day.

but excitement from- starting school tomorrow!
i can't tell if i'm being sarcastic or not. but it's happening!
nananananana nananananana! getting sleepy with it.

this commercial just came on! it's ridiculous!


i want that ringtone. so badly. mm mmm.

speaking of commercials- want to see my favorite commercial of all time?!?! oh man i'm so excited. and i'm not even trying to hide it! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA


if i had to express LOL in words, i would have to say,
"that was so funny, my belly is jiggling and stuff."
yes. i believe that is how i would text LOL.

something also funny, in this next commercial, if you notice what the fingers are typing on the screen, it says "what's crackin?!?!?" hahahaha that's funny too!



i just love television so much! fun fact: the majority of the conversations i had my senior year were about tv. i miss that. how bout i try to do that again?! i'm down! :D well actually, i need to watch more tv in order to do that. but now that kim, my roommate, got a new tv for christmas!! it will be possible! I'M SO EXCITED. I'M SO EXCITED. I AM. SO. EXCITED. hey that goes along with the title of my blog. hehehe.

ummmmm. idk today was fun. had thai food with some friend! IT WAS SO DELICIOUS. i was excited about that too. today's just an exciting day. and now i'm listening to hot chip's new album thanks to one of my other friends who posted the download for it on tumblr! that's pretty fucking cool too. w0o0o0o0o0o0o0!

i think this is the best blog i have ever written.

-Tracy

i typed in ooba dooba into google and this is what came up.



that's so hilarious. oh. my god. hahahhahaha

Saturday, January 23, 2010

nergel.

i only had one cup of coffee.. and i'm sooooo fucking BLOATED!!!!

BLOATED.
BLOATED.
BLOATED.
BLOATED!!!!!

-Tracy

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

sleeping!

i just wrote a whole blog. and it was SOOO boring. so i will shorten it up.

listening to: girls. recommended by friend. kind of good.
on the fence about: coachella. beastie boys isn't playing anymore so my heart was broken.
now listening to: beastie boys since i was talking about them.

uhh ergggh

trying to read: a million little pieces. i was into it at first but.. i can never finish anything, especially not drug recovery stories. i have enough of those in my life that i don't need to read about it.

i need ideas of what to do while hanging out with myself. since all of my friends started school this week, and i have a couple days left until i go back, i have nothing to do! i could just beat zelda but i have a low attention span for things i'm not good at. i wish i had my bass. i miss it's smooth sides, and candy red tint. it was my first baby! OH SHIT. okay a long time ago i drunkenly wrote a status on my facebook saying that i had three babies. and the next morning i was like.. well the first two babies are my drugs and my other drugs.. but what's the third one? now i finally remember what the third one was! it was my jaguar! awee man. hopefully all of my black out nights will secretly leak back into my coherent memory. that would be a lot to handle though. imagine if they all came at once. i'd esssplode!!

promise i'm breaking: to get off of the computer by 2:10.
peeling off: crusty, dry skin from my ear. the antibacterial soap makes it dry! oh wanna see my piercing?



ooo my other holes look a little gross.
just ignore them. but yeah! i'm eventually going to make it like thisssss....



dude.. wait a minute. i'm examing both pictures. and my balls [whatever] are too close together to fit the one in the middle. dude. what the hell. mother.. fffffffffuck! because i thought that it was actually three piercings, but the piercer said it was actually two piercings with the balls on a loop and they snapped a third ball in between them which made sense, but the space between mine seems way too small.

ugh. whatever. i'll figure something else out. anyway. i guess i'm heading off to read mah stories and then go to sleep! i better fall asleep before the light comes up!

-Tracy

i'm not one to talk about these things.. but i just found this on tumblr.. and it's fucking hot.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

what the fuck.

apparently. my other blog is somehow attached to this one.
i tried this same goddamn e-mail address and password with my other account, but it never worked! BUT SOME HOW it found the other one. goddamnit.



if you wan't to read the dumb shit i used to talk about, go to confessions of a BIG DUMP under my complete profile.

-Tracy.

starting again

yes. i have had one of these before. and tried for many years [well one year] to figure out my e-mail and password, but, obviously, i never figured it out. so here i am, motha fucka's!!! :D

i'm absolutely positive that the only reason why i made this was to not allow myself to fall back on a normal sleeping regime. siiiiick! i treat myself so well! heeeeheeeee.

TODAY!: if you, whomever, would like to know! i woke up at 3:30 pm! took a shower! and acted like an asshole in public with my friends! we realized that we should not be so, how do you say... ridiculously vulgar in public anymore. i believe immediately following this realization my other friend came back from the bathroom and said something along the lines of.. "my middle name is taken chances, mother fucker! now refill my fucking chips, bitch!" and then i went home, watched some tv with mah parents, and then played zelda. all by myself!! i'm so proud. i even beat my very first boss ever! some crazzy queen spider bitch! :D

NOW!: i really want to find out the coachella line up. my friend posted a possible line up on facebook, so now i'm going through all the bands that i don't know and am listening to their music on google. i found this band, and it was pretty funny: scissor sisters!


they remind me of supertramp and the obvious beegees. pretty neato in the beato!

not many other new things, except for that I am leaving back to SF on Friday. And I might go to Disneyland on Thursday. I know you guys, or nobody, is dying to know so i'll report back as soon as i can! as far as all of my other time, i will spend it playing zelda, eating taco's [taco tuesday], sleeping, and sleeping!

-Tracy



(i know that i already put this on my facebook and my
tumblr, but i like it.. a lot.)